When you can’t have regular bacon: turkey bacon. When you can’t have Carlos Ruiz: Erik Kratz.
Today’s a little more specific to Philadelphians (or perhaps Foodiedelphians…see what I did there?), but if you like cheesy cartoons and silly local commercials that are obviously on a budget with little to no acting experience, this one’s for you.
Credit for finding these gems goes to Zoo With Roy, the world’s foremost bolg about wanting to go to the zoo with Roy Halladay.